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No Worries (Free verse) by Dovina
(by Asaph, circa 950BC, Psalm 73 NIV with changes and omissions by Dovina) My feet had almost slipped; I had nearly lost my foothold. For I envied them In their prosperity, Having no struggles, their bodies healthy and strong, Free from common burdens, not plagued by human ills. Therefore pride is their necklace; they clothe themselves with violence. From their callous hearts comes evil; their conceits are limitless. They scoff, and speak malice; in their arrogance they threaten. Their mouths lay claim to heaven, and their tongues take possession of the earth. Therefore people turn to them and drink their waters in abundance, And say, "How can God know? Does the Most High have knowledge? Surely in vain have I kept my heart pure; in vain have I washed my hands in innocence.”

Up the ladder: Bagni di Lucca
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Posted: March 19, 2005 9:21 PM PST; Last modified: March 19, 2005 9:21 PM PST
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[8] zodiac @ 212.38.134.51 | 20-Mar-05/2:31 AM | Reply
Surely, indeed.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.211 > zodiac | 21-Mar-05/11:15 PM | Reply
PS-This is my favorite recent comment. Too bad no one bothered with it.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.10.2 > zodiac | 22-Mar-05/9:58 AM | Reply
I'll bother with it then because it says you agree with righteous old Asaph where he says “Surely in vain have I kept my heart pure” and I’m rolling on the floor.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.211 > Dovina | 23-Mar-05/4:08 AM | Reply
Which part do you think is funny, "surely I've kept my heart pure" or "surely in vain"? I think they're both fucking balls to the wall.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.11.19 > zodiac | 23-Mar-05/5:54 AM | Reply
"surely I've kept my heart pure" The "in vain" means nothing til I stop laughing about that one.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.211 > Dovina | 24-Mar-05/3:04 AM | Reply
Please understand, I'm under no illusions about keeping myself pure. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard in the psalm wondering, and hope he decides a) it was pure, and b) it wasn't in vain. And I think you taking his position is goddamn madcap.

You disagree? cf. http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=121687
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=119425
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=116563
etc etc etc.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.11.135 > zodiac | 24-Mar-05/8:00 AM | Reply
I don't know what position you think I am taking that is "goddamn madcap." Maybe it's the position of responding to every silky comment left on my poems.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.34 > Dovina | 25-Mar-05/9:40 PM | Reply
1) The sexual position. (cf. http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=120393)

2) Maybe I'm wrong. I know! I'll ask. Would you consider yourself more in the lines of Asaph, God, the wicked (ie, also ironic quoter of Asaph), or the pure-hearted?

Now, I know you're going to say: none of them, I'm to openminded. That's crap. If you weren't sympathetic to at least one (and probably only one) of them, you wouldn't have any reason to have posted/plagiarized this.

Now I know you're going to say, I don't operate by the principles of reason, so there. That's crap, too.

Sorry for acting so presumptuous about the whole thing, but I'm going to the beach tomorrow and don't want to drag out the process of you giving a real answer over, who knows, weeks. Please, give it some thought.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.9.128 > zodiac | 26-Mar-05/6:23 AM | Reply
You have answered for me. Have fun at the beach, it's quite delusional.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.105 > Dovina | 29-Mar-05/9:47 PM | Reply
Oh.

You retard. Of all the people involved in this poem, would you consider yourself MORE in the lines of

a) the wicked (ie, also ironic quoter of Asaph), or
b) the pure-hearted?

YOU CAN'T ANSWER "NONE". THAT IS AN ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE ANSWER EXCEPT AS "EXTREME RETARD AEROBATICS". And have you noticed that every time I ask you to take a position on something, you answer that you have no position. Do you consider yourself "wily" and "Socratic"?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.7.50 > zodiac | 30-Mar-05/10:20 AM | Reply
None.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.178 > Dovina | 31-Mar-05/5:53 AM | Reply
Look, I'm not trying to break your balls; I really can't even tell if you're quoting Asaph ironically or not. You have to admit that's a pretty big thing to think about while reading it.

And besides, you gave me crap for... something about having an opinion on this poem. I don't remember what now, and can't be bothered to check. So, if your not a total retard, respond in some intelligible fashion to the following prompt:

PROMPT: A crack addict pops out of a dark alley, puts a gun to your head, and says, "Choose which you are the most in favor of: the evildoers in Psalm 73 or the virtuous pureheart. As long as you choose one - any one, it doesn't matter - you will not be shot. If you fail to choose, you'll be shot until you're long past dead. I'm a crack addict, see. I'm crazy."
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.4.17 > zodiac | 31-Mar-05/6:52 AM | Reply
Go ahead and shoot, crack addict. The answer is still NONE! You can't get it through your head that I can actually see both sides of this issue and can relate to both sides. You always assume I have a position when most of the time I don't. It's a way I have of sorting through issues. It's part of being that thing you hate called open-minded
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.191.105 > Dovina | 31-Mar-05/11:11 AM | Reply
Only thickies use the word issue (unless they are talking of comics or children). That is a fact.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.223 > richa | 31-Mar-05/3:35 PM | Reply
Anyone who says "only thickies . . ." is closed minded on the issue of thickies by definition.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/10:32 AM | Reply
I think you are getting confused Dovina. You are the one claiming to be open minded. Unless of course your new argument is that you do not accept any criticism because all criticism is closed minded.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > richa | 1-Apr-05/10:33 AM | Reply
It is, one of the reasons why your ideas about open-mindedness are so silly.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > richa | 1-Apr-05/12:50 PM | Reply
Allow me to repeat since you did not get it. Anyone who says "only thickies . . ." is closed minded on the issue of thickies by definition. I claim to be less closed minded than that.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:03 PM | Reply
If one's mind is closed to all propositions that are false, does one have a closed mind?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 1-Apr-05/1:10 PM | Reply
No. But to determine the falsity of a proposition requires it to be considered, which requires a mind open to considering it.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:16 PM | Reply
How do you determine the criteria to test the falsity of a proposition. How do you determine the criteria to pick a good criteria.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > richa | 1-Apr-05/1:22 PM | Reply
To recap. This all started when you claimed any belief as to the workings of the world is not open-minded and inhibits the *-ingestion-* of truth.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > richa | 1-Apr-05/1:27 PM | Reply
This can be attacked from two positions. (i) you can not hold truth with no conviction to identify it (ii) you can not judge the falsity of a statement without first accepting valid criteria to judge it by.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > richa | 1-Apr-05/1:29 PM | Reply
Pardon me, I'm doing two things at once - some mending with needle and thread as my grandmother taught, and arguing about the entrance of propositions into a minds and inhibitions to such entrances. If I mix the two you will try to understand. Somewhere in the process I seem to have lost where I said the thing you claim that I said.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:35 PM | Reply
To dirty hippy, some time when I was still young :(
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > richa | 1-Apr-05/1:39 PM | Reply
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[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.51 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/5:03 AM | Reply
You're so full of crap you're steaming.

1) What if one happens by chance to believe only true propositions and reject false ones? Surely you'd agree that's as possible as anything else.

2) Would you say "to determine the truth of a proposition requires it to be considered"? Of course you would. So basically you're saying anyone who believes any proposition is true or false is openminded. Doesn't that strike you as obviously crap? Oh, you mean "to determine the REAL truth/falsity of a proposition..." Then you're doubly full of crap.

3) Would you consider yourself openminded regarding the proposition that you're a total wackjob?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.179 > zodiac | 2-Apr-05/7:51 AM | Reply
1) That's so unlikely that "impossible" is a good word to describe it.

2)Determining the truth of a proposition requires it to be considered. That is not the same as saying anyone who believes any proposition is true or false is openminded. You can believe a proposition is true without even considering it. To consider it requires enough acceptance (openmindedness) to consider it. And example of closed mindedness is to say a person is full of crap without first considering what she has said.

3)Yes
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/8:15 AM | Reply
Assuming no prior knowledge, "to say a person is full of crap without first considering what she has said" is an example of making an assertion based on insufficient evidence. Is that what you mean by closed minded? I don't think you have a clear idea what you mean.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-Apr-05/8:24 AM | Reply
I have evaluated what zodiac said about what I have said (opened my mind to considering it) I have decided that his assertion of my being full of crap is false. Therefore, I made the statement you reference. That's not perfect open mindedness, but it's a damn sight more than his.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/8:35 AM | Reply
Whatever. I don't care about your squabbles with zodiac anyway. What I'm asking for you to do is to state what you mean by closed minded. Do you simply mean a mind that makes assertions based on insufficient evidence?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-Apr-05/8:49 AM | Reply
A closed mind rejects information which it determines false or unimportant based on criteria such as the race, sex, or religion of the person providing the information. It rejects information because of the source or the manner of presentation rather than content. Of course, we all do it. The argument is over whether it’s good or something we should try to avoid.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/9:06 AM | Reply
If there were a race of Liars, would it be closed minded to reject the propositions they spouted? A 'closed minded' person might reject Negroes as a source of information, because (for whatever reason) he has concluded that Negroes are an unreliable source of information. What is the difference between that, and, say, someone who rejects carbon dating as a reliable source of information? In both cases, the protagonist's actions are stupid if, and only if, his assertion about the information source being unreliable is based on insufficient evidence.

It's obvious we should avoid rejecting true propositions, and embrace rejecting false ones. Closed mindedness is neither here nor there, unless all you mean by 'closed minded' is 'a mind that makes assertions based on insufficient evidence.' It's almost a tautology that you shouldn't do that, unless you live on Planet Gay, where making an assertion based on SUFFICIENT evidence is punishable by bumming.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-Apr-05/9:24 AM | Reply
A race of Liars is unimaginable. How could they communicate? Let’s talk about real minds. You say we should “embrace accepting false propositions.” I hope you don’t mean that. Perhaps you mean “consider propositions that appear false.”

A closed mind does not necessarily make assertions based on insufficient evidence. There may be good evidence in a person’s thinking that Negroes are an unreliable source of information, for example. He is closed minded if he rejects information from that source. It is important to recognize closed mindedness because through it good information is rejected.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/12:46 PM | Reply
"A race of Liars is unimaginable. How could they communicate?"

By mentally negating every proposition they receive from a fellow Liar.

"You say we should “embrace accepting false propositions.”"

No, I said we should embrace REJECTING false propositions. Read it again.

"A closed mind does not necessarily make assertions based on insufficient evidence. There may be good evidence in a person’s thinking that Negroes are an unreliable source of information, for example. He is closed minded if he rejects information from that source."

Think about what we mean by 'reject' in this case. By rejecting a proposition P, do we assert that P is false, or merely that we do not know that it is true? Consider a computer program that inputs a proposition then randomly returns true or false. It is clearly an unreliable source of information. But that's not to say it is always wrong when it asserts a given proposition to be true. Clearly our assessment of whether or not the proposition is true is independent of any answer the computer gives us. And so it is with Negroes. Suppose there is sufficient evidence to conclude that Negroes are unreliable sources of information. Therefore in interpreting a Negro's remarks, we must rely on external knowledge before drawing any conclusions.

Your definition of a closed mind seems to be: any mind that asserts that all propositions uttered by an unreliable source are false. This is clearly an example of making assertions based on insufficient evidence. It's obvious that one shouldn't do it. Unless you live on Planet Gay.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.4.118 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 2-Apr-05/5:35 PM | Reply
No, you said we should “embrace accepting false propositions.” Then while I was writing my response, you changed it to “rejecting.” That’s why my comment is posted three times under Comments and only once in the Poem’s comments. Now, you want me to admit that I overlooked something.

Truth sometimes comes from unreliable sources of information. I think we agree on that. I hope so, because if your overcomplicated analogy means otherwise, then we have again reached an impasse.

Your defense of a race of Liars fails because for every truth there is not necessarily an opposite, but often many untruths the liar could use to create utter confusion.

You oversimplify my definition of closed minded. If I had said that “all propositions uttered by an unreliable source are false” then I would have to say that if an unreliable source said to a closed minded person that 1+1=2, that person would call it false. No, a closed mind rejects information it determines false or unimportant based on criteria such as the race, sex, or religion. It rejects information because of the source or the manner of presentation rather than content. It does not necessarily reject obviously true information from the unreliable source, but rejects most offerings out of hand. Such people are racist, sexist, etc.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.51 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/3:47 AM | Reply
I don't believe you'd accept or even consider any information we offered you, despite that you don't know our real races, sexes, or religions. Anyway, you certainly haven't done it before.

This conversation is beyond dull. Pointless, too.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/4:21 AM | Reply
Of course truth can come from an unreliable source. By definition, an unreliable source is one in which there is very little correlation between the fact that the source has asserted a proposition, and the proposition's validity (a race of Liars has perfect negative correlation. A race of Randoms has 0 correlation.) Now your definition of a closed mind is one that asserts all propositions from an unreliable source to be false, apart from those that are obviously true. This is just someone who has confused 0 correlation with negative correlation.

About the hypothetical race of Liars. I think it is possible to establish truth from someone who always lies. The test is to see if we could find the answer to any question. As an example, suppose we want to know what the Liar had for breakfast. If we just ask him "What did you have for breakfast?" that wouldn't help because he could just say "I had Ely Cathedral for breakfast" and we've learnt next to nothing useful, because, as you say, there are unlimited possible untruths he could spout. But we can be more cunning than that: suppose I said to him "Consider the shortest possible description of what you had for breakfast. Is the first letter of that description an 'A'?" If he says "No" we know it begins with 'A', and we move on to the second letter of the description. If he says "Yes" we know it must begin with B...Z so we ask him "Is the first letter a B?" and so on. Do you agree I could establish what he had for breakfast by adopting that approach? Clearly it is applicable to other questions.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.93 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 3-Apr-05/6:54 AM | Reply
You did not address my first paragraph. I assume you did not because it destroys your argument that I had not read your previous comment correctly. That comment was an attempt to deceive me into thinking I had overlooked something that I did not overlook. It displays the kind of argument I can expect in the other matters we are discussing.

At least we agree that truth can come from an unreliable source. I have not confused 0 correlation and negative correlation. I don’t agree that correlation is the issue. The perception of unlikeliness of truth coming from the “unreliable” source is the basis of closed mindedness. Any real correlation is difficult if not impossible to determine.

Your hypothetical race of Liars could not communicate with each other in the practicalities of ordinary life because of the cumbersome nature of the process. By the time you extract from your man what he had for breakfast, it would be lunch time or dinner time and purpose for asking would have passed.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/7:02 AM | Reply
You fail to address my paragraphs all the time, either because you didn't like them or because your brains are made of Cottage-cheese.

Liars: Read this carefully, because even though it's absurdly simple, you will have the greatest of difficulty absorbing it.

LIARS TELL FALSEHOODS. NOT MISLEADINGHOODS, NOT CONFUSIONHOODS. FALSEHOODS. APART FROM THAT, THEY ARE THE SAME AS TRUTH-TELLERS. THEY ARE JUST AS HELPFUL. THEY ARE JUST AS FORTHCOMING. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THEY ONLY EVER SAY FALSE THINGS.

IN OTHER WORDS, THEY WILL ALWAYS SAY THE NEGATION OF WHAT THEY WANT TO COMMUNICATE.

Do you understand what a negation is? Do you understand how a race of liars could easily communicate, by simply saying the negation of whatever they wanted to say?

"I'm not going to the shops now."
"My favourite colour isn't blue."
"You're not thick."

Trying to explain anything to you is like trying to force a broom head-first into a cat's anus.
You may imagine another race of Liar-Confusers, who a) Only ever tell falsehoods, b) Try to confuse you.

You may also imagine another race of Truthteller-Confusers, who a) Only ever tell truthhoods, b) Try to confuse you.

Neither race has any advantage over the other in terms of the confusion they can produce. If you can't see that, you deserve to be plucked.
Do you agree that the alphabetical method I outlined above could be used to extract any information you wanted from Liar-Confusers, and similarly (with the obvious minor adjustment) from Truthteller-Confusers?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.215 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/8:12 AM | Reply
I already agreed that it would. Why don't you read my answers before asking the same question again? I said the process would become too cumbersome for daily conversation. When someone says, "I had eggs for breakfast," it would take you an hour or more to discover that the liar really had snails. And why are your four examples of questions only the the negation type after we already agreed that those type of questions are no problem?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/9:48 AM | Reply
There are two -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.s in this discussion. Look at the IP addresses to find out which is which. And for the second time, NO ONE IS SAYING THAT DELIBERATELY DECEPTIVE LYING IS CONVENIENT MEANS OF COMMUNICATION. I merely pointed out that if two Liars WANT to communicate, they can very easily do so by simple negation: "What did you have for breakfast?" "I didn't have scrambled eggs"; and if they don't want to communicate, i.e. they are actively trying to deceive eachother, then the alphabetical method would work. All this is entirely academic anyway because even if they couldn't communicate, so what? Rocks don't communicate and they exist. Loners don't communicate and they exist. And the fact that we have now established that Liars could communicate doesn't mean they do exist, or would ever exist. In fact, it doesn't fucking matter either way. It was just a hypothetical example. If I said to you "What would you do about the Catholic Church's stance on contraception if you were Pope?" you'd probably say "I'd never be Pope because I'm a woman." Saying "Liars wouldn't exist because they can't communicate" is not a reasonable answer to the question "If there were a race of Liars, would it be closed minded to reject the propositions they spouted?"
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.50 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/12:42 PM | Reply
You have said before that you are two. And I have said “Collaborate if you will in producing your character. The project might even attract me if he were not so obnoxious. It’s a fine fantasy you have, but for god’s sake, read the others’ posts. It’s like talking to an Alzheimer’s victim who may or may not remember our last conversation.” It’s rather boring having to repeat myself just because you two can’t collaborate. Have you had a tiff?

As disgusted as I am with the mess you’ve made of this conversation, I’ll answer your most recent question by saying that I’d listen even to your race of Liars, silly as they seem.

And another thing: Your race of Liars really cannot communicate in any practical way. Here’s why. In the example we have used, you finally discover that the Liar had snails for breakfast rather eggs as he said. Your next question, if you are normal, will be “Why?” since eating snails for breakfast seems irregular to you. I doubt you will ever find the reason, but should you discover that he had snails because they were the only things in his fridge, lunchtime will have passed and your reason, if you are normal, for asking – because you might invite your friend to lunch – will have become mute. At that point you would say something like, “Excellent choice,” by which the Liar would assume you mean, “Eating snails is like eating a colossal mound of elephant shit,” which is what you have turned this conversation into.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/12:51 PM | Reply
Of COURSE the Liars can't communicate easily with an outsider, unless the outsider has learned the way Liars communicate.

Neither can an Englishman communicate easily with an Dutch, except by learning the crude grunts that form the Dutchman's natural mode of expression.

The Liars have absolutely no difficulty communicating with each other.

And you have STILL not grasped the point that it is EXTREMELY EASY to get information out of a liar. It's exactly as easy as getting information out of a truth teller. In your example:

You: "Why are you eating snails for breakfast rather than eggs?"

Liar: "It's not because they were the only things in my fridge"

You, mentally translating: "Ah, it's because they were the only things in his sodding fridge."

Reader: Sighs in exasperation, then heartily parps.
(I assume the Liars are simply Liars, not Liar-Confusers, who would try to withhold all information. But at that rate they wouldn't answer your alphabetical questions either.)
To -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (not Dovina): Look, the Liar-Confusers have to answer your questions. They can't keep silent. Otherwise they may as well always keep silent, as that is the best way of witholding information. Moreover, when they do answer, they have to answer with a lie. The difference between Liar-Confusers and Liars is that Liar-Confusers will tell some arbitrary lie that isn't going to help you. BUT: if you adopt the alphabetical method, I think you can always extract the information you want. Of course it may take a while, but you will be able to get it in the end. Do you agree?
Yes.
Using an alphabetical method that doesn't generate a contradiction.
Remember, a Truth-teller could be just as stubborn about the question.

You: Why are you eating snails for breakfast?
TT: Well, it's not because the square of two is four.
(Goes on until lunch-time).

Liars and Truth-tellers have no advantages over each other in how easy it is to communicate. The only difference is that a Liar must either remove or add an odd number of negations from every proposition he wants to make.
[n/a] Dovina @ 17.255.240.6 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/1:44 PM | Reply
Oh, you didn't tell me all the rules of your game.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/2:15 PM | Reply
Now that you know them, you can answer.
I don't know what you keep asking. I think we all agree that Liars can communicate easily with each other. Liar-Confusers clearly don't want to communicate in the first place, but in spite of that, it is possible for anyone to extract whatever information they want from a Liar-Confuser.

The REAL reason why Liars or Liar-Confusers could never really exist has nothing to do with whether or not they can communicate, and everything to do with the fact that they could solve the Halting Problem, which we all know is impossible. QED.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/4:23 PM | Reply
How would you extract the correct answer to the question "Why did you do . . .?" from a Liar-Confuser? You did say it is possible. Or was the the other one of you. Oh well, fight about it among yourselves.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/4:29 PM | Reply
Suppose you want the answer to the question "Why did you do X?". You say to the Liar-Confuser: "Consider the shortest description of your reason for doing X. Does this description begin with an A?" If he answers "No" then you know it begins with A and you move on to the next letter. If he answers "Yes" then you know it begins with B..Z and you say "Does the description begin with a B?" ... and so on. Exactly the same method as I outlined for the breakfast situation.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/4:33 PM | Reply
It fails because, being a confuser, he will not stick with his first answer, but will keep changing it as the letters unfold.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/4:50 PM | Reply
Wrong. The Liar-Confuser has to answer the question you ask. And he has to lie. If he randomly changes "the shortest description of his reason" as the letters unfold, then he is not answering your question. Your questions are continually referring to THE description you asked him to think about in the first question, and any deviation from that on his part is an instance of not answering the question.

You may say "Oh he's a confuser he doesn't have to answer your question" but that's silly, because then he could just say "wibble", or keep silent the whole time, which is OBVIOUSLY not what we mean by a Liar-Confuser.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/4:54 PM | Reply
Oh, I see, you have added more rules to the game. If I refute what you say, is there some rule to prove me wrong, or will you wait for my answer before you tell me the next rule?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/5:02 PM | Reply
I knew you'd say that. I'm not trying to trap you or catch you out. When you consider the problem of extracting information from a Liar, it becomes clear that there are two sorts of liars. To give you an idea of why Liar-Confusers were introduced to the discussion, consider the question "What did you have for breakfast?"

Someone who is a liar answering your question could give two sorts of answer. The first is of the form "I didn't have baked beans". This is an informative lie, because you instantly know the liar had baked beans. In our formulation, this is what a Liar would say. The other possible answer is of the form "I had Ely Cathedral for breakfast." This lie is an answer to the question, but it is completely uninformative, because we don't get any closer to finding out what the liar actually had for breakfast. That is the sort of thing a Liar-Confuser would say.

I have not added any new rules that weren't already obvious. If you insist that Liar-Confusers don't have to answer the question, then they could just lock themselves in a cupboard and parp the national anthem. That's not answering the question. It's also academically an utterly useless example.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/5:09 PM | Reply
I never said they don't have to answer the questions. Their ability to not answer would make the game silly, which I'm not sure it isn't anyway. But you said the Liar-Confuser cannot change his lie as he sees it being discovered. That is a new rule!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/5:16 PM | Reply
OK, I'm glad you agree they have to answer the question. But what lie are you suggesting he changes? You aren't discovering his lie, you're discovering the description (the description he has in his mind) of what his reason was for doing X. There's no lie in his mental description. It's genuinely the description of why he did X. If, on the other hand, I asked him to TELL me what the description was directly, THEN he'd tell me a lie like "The description is: 'I did X because I'm Father Christmas'"
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/5:25 PM | Reply
I wish you'd get your comments right before hitting Submit. That's the second time today I've had to retype a comment because you deleted yours while I was typing.

You have introduced another rule! Will it never end. Now he must not lie in his mental description, nor can he change his mental description. Why can't he have many mental descriptions, switch among them at any time for the purpose of confusion. And why should he hold the true description in his mind while you ask for its spelling? Surely a liar can lie about that. Is he no longer a Confuser?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/5:30 PM | Reply
I have not introduced any new rules. If the Liar-Confuser changes his description, then he is not answering the question you asked him. The question you asked him refers to THE (note definite article) description you asked him to think about in the first question. You say to him "Consider the shortest description of why you did X. Does it begin with A?" If the Liar-Confuser does not genuinely consider the real description of why he did X, and makes up some other one, THEN HE IS NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION!!!
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.10.98 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/7:51 PM | Reply
His a Confuser. That makes him a deceiver. He will consider the question, and then answer it deceptively. How many times must we go over this? It will take a new rule to make it any different.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 5-Apr-05/3:50 AM | Reply
No. The only two rules required are 1. He must answer the question. 2. He must tell a lie. You have already said you agree with both of these. Consider this simpler example. It makes your misunderstanding clearer:

Go to a Liar-Confuser and say "Consider the word that describes the colour of most peas. Does it begin with with G?" If he answers anything other than "No" then he has broken rule number 2: Thou shalt lie. Using the alphabetical method, you can extract from him the spelling of the word 'green'. It's exactly the same with the "Why did you do X?" example. Suppose X is "hit Father Christmas". And the Liar-Confuser's reason for hitting Father Christmas is "Because he's gay."

We say to the Liar-Confuser "Consider THE description of why you hit Father Christmas. Does it begin with A?"

THE description of why he hit Father Christmas is "Because he's gay". If the Liar-Confuser answers anything other than "Yes" to the first question, then he has not told a lie, because the description begins with B, not A. Do you get it now?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.13.149 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 5-Apr-05/6:54 AM | Reply
You've already said that, and I have already agreed to it. What you ignore is that it takes a rule to constrain a Confuser to the terms under which he must answer. Originally, he could answer any way he wanted as long as it was a lie. You have now made a rule restricting his liberty in answering.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 5-Apr-05/7:22 AM | Reply
I haven't made any new rules restricting his liberty! What would a Liar-Confuser answer if you asked him the following question "Consider the word 'green'. Does it begin with G?"

Imagine you're a liar-confuser. Suppose you wore a hat because you were cold. The shortest description of why you wore a hat is "Because I'm cold." If I say to you "Consider the description of your reason for wearing a hat. Does it begin with A?" What would you answer, bearing in mind that YOU MUST ANSWER THE QUESTION and you MUST LIE?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.14.10 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 5-Apr-05/11:17 AM | Reply
My answer to your second question is yes. I don't even have to think about it to answer yes or no, because I am a deceiver and will continually deceive you by lying differently about what my answer is. If I must stick with my original answer, then you have imposed a rule.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 5-Apr-05/1:59 PM | Reply
What do you mean by 'original answer'?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.13.91 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 5-Apr-05/6:18 PM | Reply
"Because I'm cold." It is a lie, why not change it to deceive. You will say that's not fair because the Liar-Confuser is not answering, but holding the truth in his mind. I say baloney, he can do that under the original rules.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 6-Apr-05/3:10 AM | Reply
His original mental description is THE description of why he actually wore a hat. Each question you ask him refers to that very description. If he is to ANSWER THE QUESTION he must refer back to that description each time. If he does not, then at some point he will be answering "YES" where he should be answering "NO" (or vice versa). That would mean he was not telling a lie (thereby violating a rule).
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.10.85 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 6-Apr-05/8:03 AM | Reply
If you can prove that he cannot change the original description without telling the truth sometimes, then you are right. But don't give some trivial example. We are dealing with an intelligent deceiver.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/8:07 AM | Reply
"You did not address my first paragraph."

This is the original -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. who posted the comment in question. I asked you to "Read it again" because I thought you had either overlooked it, or merely read the original version. It was not an attempt at trumping you.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.153.196.50 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/8:19 AM | Reply
I did not mean *YOU* had confused negative correlation with 0 correlation. I meant that anyone who satisfies your definition of 'closed minded' has clearly confused negative correlation with 0 correlation. How can there be any question about whether or not that's a bad thing to do?

"Your hypothetical race of Liars could not communicate with each other in the practicalities of ordinary life because of the cumbersome nature of the process. By the time you extract from your man what he had for breakfast, it would be lunch time or dinner time and purpose for asking would have passed."

Where in Sodomy do you get the idea that I thought adopting a stance of deliberately deceptive lying was a convenient way to communicate? You asked me how Liars would communicate, so I thought of a way. The method works not only for friendly Liars, but also for Liars who actively do not want you to know the truth.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.215 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/8:15 AM | Reply
Answered above.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/6:52 AM | Reply
Dim, dim, dim.

A race of truth-tellers could also easily create confusion, by saying true but irrelevant things.

A race of liars simply needs to say the negation of whatever they want to communicate.

Dim.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.93 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 3-Apr-05/6:55 AM | Reply
dim, dim, dim
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/6:56 AM | Reply
Double-dim: Your description of closed-minded people omits the crucial feature of them, which is that they refuse to consider CONTENT that conflicts with what they already believe.

You've never understood anything properly in your entire life, have you?
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.215 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/8:21 AM | Reply
Colsed minded people refuse to consider content that conflicts with what they already believe. That's another way of saying what I said. I did not miss it.

Can you think of a question someday that does not follow the unanserable pattern of "You've never understood anything properly in your entire life, have you?"? Then after the person grudgingly complies and gives some kind of an answer, you say they did not properly answer your question.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/12:47 PM | Reply
That's not the same at all as what you said. It's the Exact Opposite. I quote:

"It rejects information because of the source or the manner of presentation rather than content."

Tell me truthfully, have you been at the Royal Jelly again? Answer in the form of a parp.
[n/a] Dovina @ 17.255.240.6 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/1:40 PM | Reply
"Rather than" means "not because of" and even if it didn't, I have stated the same thing in other ways during this discussion, giving you ample ways to know what I mean. When you argue a minor point of phrasing, instead of the argument's substance, it shows me you accept the arguement.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/2:11 PM | Reply
I can hardly accept the "arguement" when I don't know what it is. You want to simultaneously hold:

1. Closed-minded people reject propositions solely for reasons other than their content.
2. Closed-minded people reject propositions because of their content.

Doublethink is an admirable talent, but I don't think it's helping.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 82.39.21.223 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/2:15 PM | Reply
P.S. When you let words just flop out of your lips willy-nilly, it shows me you have a floppy brain. The only way to impart the "substance" of your argument is by saying exactly what you mean. Otherwise the dear fellow you're arguing with only has the foggiest idea what you're parping on about.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.226 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 4-Apr-05/4:29 PM | Reply
Closed-minded people reject propositions for reasons other than the propositions' content, such as the race, sex, etc of the person presenting the proposition. I have said it all along in several ways.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.109 > Dovina | 4-Apr-05/10:21 PM | Reply
"Closed-minded people reject propositions for reasons other than the propositions' content, such as the race, sex, etc of the person presenting the proposition"

is the exact opposite of

"[closed-minded] refuse to consider CONTENT that conflicts with what they already believe."

Can you not see that the closed-minded under the first definition only consider the source [i.e., I won't consider his proposition that my odor is offensive, because he's Negro, or because he's zodiac], while the closed-minded under the second definition only consider the content [i.e., I won't consider his proposition that Negroes are inferior, because it goes against my pre-existing ideas about Negroes.]

You're going to say "-=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. already said that, and better, and besides they think you're dim." Whatever. You could not have more clearly not gotten it the first time.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.13.149 > zodiac | 5-Apr-05/6:57 AM | Reply
You could not have more clearly not gotten it.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.212 > Dovina | 6-Apr-05/3:07 AM | Reply
I get it. You still don't get it.

Let's try a test: I'll explain how I get it, and you explain how you get it. If I can't explain or my answer's gibberish, I lose. Same for you. To make it easy for you, I'll go first. To make it slightly harder for you, after you're finished explaining you have to justify or apologize for contradicting yourself 4-Apr-05/8:21 AM, 4-Apr-05/1:40 PM, and 4-Apr-05/4:29 PM, to say the least.

ZODIAC: Can you not see that the closed-minded under the first definition ONLY consider the source [i.e., I won't consider his proposition that my odor is offensive because he's Negro, or because he's zodiac], while the closed-minded under the second definition ONLY consider the content [i.e., I won't consider his proposition that my odor is offensive, because it goes against my pre-existing ideas about my odor]?

ADDENDUM: As of 4-Apr-05/8:21 AM, Dovina had never said anything like the second definition, only the first. Since then, she's said the two are the same like ten times. (They're not.)
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.10.85 > zodiac | 6-Apr-05/8:10 AM | Reply
I have defined closed mindedness in several ways and at several times during this discussion, and I think it's abundently clear what I mean by the term. If you wish to review each statement I have made for its grammatical clarity and correctness, please do so with someoine else. I am not interested in that at this point. It might have made a difference several days ago, but now everyone but you seems to know where I stand on that.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 6-Apr-05/2:22 PM | Reply
I have defined closed mindedness in several ways. And therein, Dovina, lies the problem.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.2.179 > richa | 6-Apr-05/8:35 PM | Reply
So I am being told. When I read them, I see several ways of saying the same thing. Would you care to speculate on why that might be. Perhaps you'd like to reiterate one of the the usual Dovina-dimtard answers or perhaps something like, "This is a consequence of trying to make Dovina see she is a 'woman' and therefore innately bad at arguing."
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 7-Apr-05/8:48 AM | Reply
I suggest you are thinking of someone else.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > richa | 7-Apr-05/10:18 AM | Reply
and you are going to have a terrible life if you believe when people argue with you it is because they hate you :(
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.237 > richa | 7-Apr-05/12:13 PM | Reply
If I come to believe that, I will not likely begin a terrible life, but rather be too bored to care. :)
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.237 > richa | 7-Apr-05/12:10 PM | Reply
I suggest you may be right, but it is fun to speculate.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.212 > Dovina | 7-Apr-05/5:44 AM | Reply
Oh, so can we define closed-mindedness from here on as:

"Closed-minded people refuse to consider a proposition for reasons other than its content OR for reasons related to its content"?

Hey, thanks a lot.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:17 PM | Reply
only thickies don't understand irony.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.191.105 > Dovina | 31-Mar-05/11:14 AM | Reply
I thought we had proved you were not open-minded.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.223 > richa | 31-Mar-05/3:37 PM | Reply
As one who is less open minded than I, you, (not we) have proved nothing.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/10:30 AM | Reply
I think you miss the point Dovina. This is not a competition to see who is most open minded. This is a use of counter-example to prove how ridiculous your claim that you, the queen of vague platitudes, are open-minded. Why must you continue to argue the case for open-mindedness. This is extremely dim. Surely you can see why.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > richa | 1-Apr-05/12:54 PM | Reply
Vague platitude: "This is extremely dim. Surely you can see why."
Vague platitude: "a use of counter-example to prove"
Vague platitude: "queen of vague platitudes"
Vague platitude: "how ridiculous your claim"
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:14 PM | Reply
To argue with any conviction the case for open-mindedness is a contradiction. It is like arguing that which you hold to be true is wrong. Now we have you in such a tizzy can you think of a single statement that is not a platitude under your recently acquired definition of platitude.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.6.248 > richa | 1-Apr-05/1:19 PM | Reply
To be open minded is, as you say yourself, to be willing to argue that that which you hold to be true is wrong, thereby being willing to change your beliefs. That's the tizzy I am in. And saying I am in a tizzy is another platitude.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.145.183 > Dovina | 1-Apr-05/1:34 PM | Reply
If arguing that which you hold to be true as wrong is the same as arguing the conviction of open-mindedness and you accept that arguing that which you know to be true as false is required or else one is closed-minded then arguing the truth about open-mindedness is itself closed-minded.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.51 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/4:26 AM | Reply
Okay, stop.

One, no one here hates open minds, least of all me. I hate people who say they have open minds and are actually addlebrained bigots and hypocrites.

Two, no one's claiming to have a more open mind than you.

Three, if someone says "I'm probably not 100% openminded" and you say "I'm 100% openminded", you think that means you're more openminded than they are. It doesn't. For one thing, it means they're openminded about the possibility of having a closed mind, while you're not. If that were the only criterion for openmindedness, they'd be more openminded than you. (Incidentally, this is most of the reason why you think you're less racist, sexist, ageist and gayist than everybody here, too.)

Four, openmindedness has nothing to do with accepting or knowing anything, truth or not. I thought that was demonstrated about a week ago. Would you like diagrams?

Five, your above comment doesn't make any sense.

Six, all those things you say are vague platitudes (see below) you say all the time. And they're not platitudes. So shut up.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.5.179 > zodiac | 2-Apr-05/7:57 AM | Reply
Say it in a nasty way if you wish, I know it's your style. I never said I am 100% openminded, but said that to the extent I am openminded I am a better person.

It will take more than false claims and straw men to make me shut up.
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.51 > Dovina | 3-Apr-05/3:52 AM | Reply
Are you?

I'll hazard a guess you're not openminded regarding the proposition that some races, sexes, and religions ARE in fact inferior to others.

Q: What evidence would you require to convince you that a race, sex, etc is inferior?

Q2: Could such evidence conceivably exist?
[8] zodiac @ 212.118.19.51 > Dovina | 2-Apr-05/4:28 AM | Reply
You're full of crap.
[n/a] Dovina @ 12.72.8.237 | 7-Apr-05/12:20 PM | Reply
May I suggest that this page has become tangled with long threads entwining of comments. If anyone wishes to continue any of these discussions, perhaps they should do so on one my other poems.
[n/a] Dovina @ 209.247.222.97 | 23-Nov-05/7:17 AM | Reply
I have been accused, elsewhere on Poemranker, of plagiarizing this poem. I ask you, has plagiarism occurred when I cite the source and describe how I use it?
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