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What bianca saw!!! (Limerick) by titan69 There Once was a girl called Bianca.
Who looked for a boyfriend on Poemranker.
She tried the best she could.
But pulled out a dud.
and ended up with a complete fucking wanker!!!!!
Up the ladder:
Eagle
Down the ladder:
Guttural Responses are Best Saved for Light-rail Mondays
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Posted: May 25, 2004 2:21 PM PDT; Last modified: November 18, 2007 12:45 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.0 Overall Rank: 8085 Comments:
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Dan garcia-Black @ 64.161.177.233
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25-May-04/7:14 PM
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I grieve for Bi-anca.
this is just the sort of cheaky poem i like 10
Spoiled by the misuse of exclamation marks. Not funny either.
the most ignorant, piss-poor limerick I ever heard
but funny, though and proves that with a little embedded irony and slant rhyme you can have a good time and actually...polish a turd!
argh! get the sylable count right - if you are going to write in limerick, find the rhythm...
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