A twelve pack of two, A tear running down his cheek, Another blind date, and a dream girl he'll never meet She was the one He pushed to hard She said yes on the phone but no in her heart Another girl, Date number two, Alone again with a lonely beer She was the one SWF w/ open mind and great personality He found her on the same page as his used Schwinn His search continues on He'll find the one Chugging on and in between