Oh lord what have I done? I've said the word arse Having WAY too much fun. But the mods are so square They wear their arse under hat Can you believe they banned me for that? What If I said fuck Or go suck a cock You motherfucking whore You pud in a sock? What if I pissed in your pretentious cup of Joe and called you a stink fist, or an albino camel toe. What if I laughed at your poetic verse and called you a tit with an old ladies purse. Would you ban me from chow? Send me to my room? Take away my rockets, and my brown bagging of glue. What if I said you're a filet of John Bobbit A limp guttered three inch penis with nothing else on it. Your entire being is all horse latitudes Your poetry stuffed with anti-palimpsest attitude. Your time has come You are just not that good? They put you in a position of authority because they feel sorry for you, and your blue collar mood. Colonial dim-witted premature ejaculators Voting for second best & Hand shaking Tipper Gores Guess what, go fuck yourselves, how you like them apples? My dimpling smile, I'm a happy motherfucker, and I'll call you or anyone else an Arsehat any time I want to... The only reforming you are capable of is cartilaginous fish bottom feeding antics. You are no match for Orpheus ala dolphin. Your arsehats make uncreative coffins. You will be better off at the casino strapping one on with Janet Reno Gearing up for a game of Keno Then returning to the bomb shelter Where your cult leader will decide whether or not you remind him of a contentious twat, or a writer. And if you can't dig that, on the side of my rod? I tattoed "I'm an all niter". Asshat. Whattaya think of that?