I met her on the monday morn She was for me, and we were sworn to marry on the next full moon but tarry you say tis to soon I met her on the monday morn By tuesday eve she'd slept with Sean I hate the bitch she's ruined my life I'll have no slag for a wife I met her on the monday morn I slew her on the neighbours lawn Her mother said the most terrible things I've taken back the engagment rings