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The Business of Church (Ode) by <{Baba^Yaga}>

The business of church when properly done Will put you to lurch upon holy buns Like it did to sweet Andy, one Autumn morn Caught mid han' shandy whilst flipping tru porn His mother, she fainted, his father just moaned Pastor Himler jus' panted as Both Organ's groaned Andy was speaking tongues an nude as can be Out the baptismal he hung his spent pud to pee Nude an enchanted there under a stain glassed Jesu Andy cursed and chanted "Fuck you all and that Jew" Possessed, he let loose with a tenacious glub All fled from their pews as he shat in tha' tub.

SupremeDreamer 21-Sep-03/2:23 PM
a masterpiece. 10




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