We never got to see our asses All we had in common was our problems and homosexuality And being seperated by so many rashes As we miss each other with all illiteracy I still remember that first day you ass fucked me We both must have acted pretty, well, gay But now after all of this drug induced sodomy? I never got to tell you how I felt, so now I pay (for sex) (Cocaine, Poppers, Champagne, Roomservice) Even though you've never seen me as queer Doesn't mean that there's anything else in my rear I'm just right beside you still as queer As the sun is shining perfectly Richard Gere (Barry Dillerious & Sandy Gaylin) We both just wanted to hold each other's penises Just wanting to express our Jackson gloves And for that one day we will be geniuses That can never seem to get enough bum shoves (Davidius Geffenius the Emprearious of Californication) Because, the hardships never seem to exfoliate And all I see you do is redemonstrate But when it's over, being lonely is what you create By repeatedly writing the same stupid fucking song (Heroin, Nebutal, Rehab, Suicide) I'm still thinking about your ass And you, the same, for my cash But together we will stay impromptu Until our penises can rendezvous Because... (Aids, Anulwarts, Herpes, Syphyllus, Poor Healthcare) And I'm always queer, Thanks to the Velvet Mafia! Gay Jewish Media Moguls! Control everything you see and do! God Bless you and America too. Now go pack some more Poo.