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Picasso (Limericks) (Limerick) by TanHand

Picasso was born in Spain His paintings would bring him great fame But when he couldn't get it up His painting would stop Bringing his mistress much pain Picasso was pure Cataluna He seduced a young lassy named Sonia On the phone he would call 'Till he stopped in the fall When he "came down with pneumonia" Picasso liked to draw women He liked to spend all his time with them But he met Dali one day And so began to be gay Becoming to Dali's Barbie his Ken Picasso sure liked Spanish wine Even of vintages not so fine... 'Till the wine lept from bottle - And his nuts began to throttle - Causing him to exclaim "this wine is most unkind!" Picasso hated Winsor & Newton The paint thickness he found most wooden He said he'd much sooner Be from the Gold Coast shipped in a schooner Then work with these colours again Picasso was quite bald as a baby So testifies his dear mother Mary But it never got him down Or even cause him to frown As long as she still called him "sweet pea" Picasso liked hanging out with prostitutes Especially those who donned thigh-boots But after drawing them for days And then refusing to pay He found him self engaged in whore-disputes Rock over London Rock on Chicago Poemranker: I sure suck at poetry

SupremeDreamer 28-Aug-03/4:14 AM
Tanhand.. dont try to out do me in picasso poetry, i can get lengthy and zone into the soul of it.. or i think so.. what do you think? check out my two latest posts.

i bless this with 9 btw.




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