They say That liking Rob Lowe is gay I say That there's nothing "gay" about AIDS And there's nothing gay about me liking Rob Lowe I'm a huge bigot I'm an American man I like women I like to watch football But I'm not afraid to admit That Rob Lowe is totally hot Rob Lowe is totally Hot Not hot mind you, Hot For this reason, he is saught And over his attention, people fought Rob Lowe probably has a nice body And I often think about him nude Rob Lowe probably knows how hot he is Rob Lowe is a confident dude Rock over London Rock on Chicago Diet Pepsi - "Uh huh"