<Fast heated 128 tempo strum from D maj to F maj alternately adding the seventh chord, 4 beat After doing that twice land on C maj alternately adding a 4th and 7th chord> [verse ] At a Circle K one night i saw a dumpster with a strange light i saw a dumpster it was shining bri-ight At a Kmart the next day i met a werewolf said her name was Fae She was an optomist not a bad lay-ay At a Circle K the next night i saw a dumpster with a strange light i saw a dumpster it was shining bright It said, "build a ufo kid, don't think trite. At a Kmart the next day i met a werewolf said her name was Fae Such an optomist Not a bad lay She said, "howling at the moon, is the way to get paid, howling at the moon, is the way to get PAID! howling at the moon, is the way to get PAID! <chorus, cut the time in half and savor the tension release chords are F maj 9th to Gmaj sust 4th twice on the third time just go to C maj sust at will to the 4th and alternately add the seventh chord to it 2/4> Yes, yes, i know that i'm, i'm a little slow i'm not as quick as the next guy. And, it's a shame that i'd cum before you came but i'm not the same as the last guy. <repeat 1 more time then back to fast tempo new verse, pears and stilton> [verse 2 ] At Disney land last week a tab of acid helped me reach my peak then i called Mickey Mouse a stupid mother fucking big eared rat nosed freak i jumped ship on the 'Matterhorne' I sold the YETI my favorite shoehorne Doesn't Space Mountain remind you of good amateur porn [chorus ] Yes, yes, i know that i'm, i'm a little slow i'm not as quick as the next guy. And, it's a shame that i'd cum before you came but i'm not the same as the last guy