Mr Pig10 Apr 2003

I have personally dusted down my bifocals to offer you a few curmudgeons on politicians, and Nicholas one hopes you enjoy them as much as I.

1) if President Bush has a straight penis, its the only part of his adminstration that is
2)They are nothing else but a load of kippers - 2 faced with no guts
3)Mothers want all their sons to become president but they dont want them to be politicians in the process.

For now my dear boy, farewell.