god'swife18 Mar 2003

"I like you for you" hahahahahahahahahahahaha......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Welcome to MS. ORNELLA'S NEIGHBORHOOD
Hi kids, its a wonderful day in the neighborhood! Can you say Co-Dee-Pen-Dent? Sure... I knew you could!
Follow me into the kitchen children, be careful, don't slip on that pool of venom I threw-up earlier. Now let's open the drawer and I'll show my collection of daggers. Oh! this one's my favorite kids! It's the one I use for stabbing people in the back.

Can you say Change-ling? How about Shape-shifter? Today we're going to take a trip to zoo and visit the Bi-polar bears. Won't that be fun?! They're going to teach use how to vacillate between hospitable & homicidal. Then the witch from Hansel & Gretel will be here to show us how to lure addictive personalities with alchohol and pills.

While we're still here in the kitchen, I'd like to show you a recipe from my new cook book;

It's a Wonderful Day for A Neighbor.

Take one lost soul, baste him in merlot, season with crushed up vicodens. Batter with relentless abuse, fuck him over a hot stove, then drag through burning coals.

Repeat.

Always remember kiddies, I like you just the way you are. Tits, dick and all!