Nicholas Jones10 Mar 2003
I agree with you. I used to hate them, but now I write them all the time because I can knock them off in two minutes. Just for you, here's a bumper crop of anti-war haikus:I have never been
Bombed, but I don?t think I would
Send thanks to the pilot.
A liberation?
Kind regards for killing my
Brothers and sisters.
Hiroshima: then
Weapons of mass destruction
Were Truman?s baby
I stood in a crowd
Protesting by a castle -
Some of us were right.
Iraqi summer
Melts the UK issue boots ?
But souls can burn too.
Go, Clare ?Bomber? Short,
Resign from Tony?s polished
Cabinet of War
Fourteen forty one
ignored ? forget inspections,
Launch B52s.