umm. pardon me Brandon, could you possibly use a stronger metaphor here for the insulting snow? Because...Well...See if my boobs can't be evil and curved then your snow can't passive aggressively insulting.
<AND THE CROWD GOES wild. Evil wins again!!!!!!!!!.
I woulld like to thank Satan, Jews, and Television, also i wanna give a shout out to all of my aborted fetuses that secretely hate me. word. umm i'd like to thank my manager for putting up with my spontaneous nudity and wall knicking wheel chair activities, and last but not least i would like to thank the plague of the future. the crew of the space shuttle r.i.p. idiotic leaders and the ebola virus, and a Catholic church strewn and soaked in homosexuality and aids. (like that's a big surprise)
This, unlike fetuses hating us from heaven, is a fact Brandon, and your future. Thank you folks i'm here all fucking day!