-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.25 Feb 2003

Given that I have to engage at least three separate harnesses just to eat a scotch egg, how could I possibly give you a ride? And as for your revolting cheek fetish, I'm afraid that both my cheeks are artificial, and have to be suspended from my face in two small baskets, carefully secured with miniature harnesses. In reality, my entire body is an elaborate system of harnesses, randomly interspersed with purposeless slabs of jellied meat. I can still do Wheelies though. It's quite a sight, as I'm sure you can imagine!