Tentacles A young otaku from Tokai dreamed of living her favourite hentai But as Overfiend drew near she feared for her rear The last words she said were "Oh, my!" Amputees The kinky old Mr. McFeggs chose to saw off his arms and his legs Chainsaw swung, to his joy by a leather-clad boy Behold "Human Torso" McFeggs! Scarfing There once was a young man who sang praise of being strung up to hang Found dead one warm day those who found him did say the only thing suiting: "Well, Dang!"