What's this? 'tis weightless mail should i read it, or go back to my kale?, (super controversial plant studies). my computer makes the sound of a submarine eager and running i slid-er behind my desk. pressing enter, i find it. a picture and note from the hottest asian chick-er i've never had the pleasure of 'really' talking to. her middle finger sells me more love than a quick trip to the atm. i will call you 'saki' while i pop off a quick load-er to your unmistakable face and lust-er hypertension cynical trust-er motherfucker must-er need a pen pal, and a corndog runner. Try pink dot.