This story I tell you is sadly true I tried to hit my cat with a shoe She would not come down from our tree And I would take her down with me I threw my shoe from a promise past It went through the air VERY fast It hit my cat with a loud thump I think it will leave a rather big bump But alas my cat did not seem to notice For she was clinging to what I miss I looked around for something to throw My cat seemed fazed, but I didn't know She turned around and dropped from the tree She just walked up to my foot and started to pee My cat looked up at me as if this was normal I jumped away and called her an animal "Is that what I get for helping you out?" She follows me as I start to pout And now I have to wash my feet And now I know "cats don't have a lot of meat"