-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.20 Nov 2002

Sir,

I have already achieved the greatest rank-based triumph possible; to wit, to have three of my poemes be the three lowest-ranked poemes, and not just because they are terrible poemes, but because they have offended some people so much that those people went on anonymous "revenge" voting sprees, even though the poemes would only offend those idiots in the First Class. Therefore I care no longer how my poemes are ranked.

I am a man of honour, Sir, and if foreigners choose to mock my work with their ill-consider'd voting, it says naught of me. Settle is and has always been an Terrible Rogue. What would the neighbours say if they say you consorting with the likes of him? Good day to you, Sir.