==Doylum1 Nov 2002

My dear 'swife i am not the god lord. Yes thank you i am very well, although a little unbalanced. The deforminty was self inflicted. I chewed it off in an attempt to escape a 10 pint bushpig.
What parts don't i have?
What explaining?
I do love myself for who i am, 10 to 15 times a day.
If i made the young whippersnapper cry he only has himself to blame, after all he did look at me with those seductive eyes, and he never used the safe word once.