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A love of the midlands (Haiku) by ==Doylum

sophistication don't you talk to me about it i've been to telford

==Doylum 1-Nov-02/6:56 AM
My dear 'swife i am not the god lord. Yes thank you i am very well, although a little unbalanced. The deforminty was self inflicted. I chewed it off in an attempt to escape a 10 pint bushpig.
What parts don't i have?
What explaining?
I do love myself for who i am, 10 to 15 times a day.
If i made the young whippersnapper cry he only has himself to blame, after all he did look at me with those seductive eyes, and he never used the safe word once.




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