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Pelted with stones on the common (Free verse) by Bobjim

Pelted with stones on the common, Because of my new style hair do. A fine affair, I do declare. A riotous and rare do. Pelted with stones by foreign students, Yelling the words of Marx. A kettle of fish. An unsavoury dish. I'd rather be eaten by sharks. Pelted with stones by Jehovah's Witnesses, 'Cos I wouldn't purchase The Watchtower. A bleeding cheek. I bought one last week. And anyway, I'm a Catholic!

RR_fan 25-Mar-08/7:29 PM
You see I hadn't realised, all my life I thought theft was theft. But I was wrong, theft is only theft if I get caught, and then, if I say "yes I know I stole", then that makes it alright.

I wish I'd known sooner, I could be rich by now. As long as I didn't get caught. ;)




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