Pelted with stones on the common, Because of my new style hair do. A fine affair, I do declare. A riotous and rare do. Pelted with stones by foreign students, Yelling the words of Marx. A kettle of fish. An unsavoury dish. I'd rather be eaten by sharks. Pelted with stones by Jehovah's Witnesses, 'Cos I wouldn't purchase The Watchtower. A bleeding cheek. I bought one last week. And anyway, I'm a Catholic!