-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.19 Jan 2007

P.S. No harnesses were required for my relocation. It began with an elaborate system of ropes, pulleys, and two-way mirrors. After a great deal of shouting (and countless soilings), I was placed inside a crate. 3 weeks later I had run out of straw to eat. That was when I pulled back the drapes and shouted USA! USA! USA!