Hmmm . . . weep like the Walrus weeps, you mean?
http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html
Ah, those dashing prawnes prawnatroopers of the last Great War, with their jellyfish parachutes and swordfish bayonets.
Poemranker Tales (maybe it should be Follies?). ;-D I always did (mostly) like the self-referential stuff, when it was done well. Be interesting to see what you come up with!