"I can't ask you to leave your wife for me but if only you were free...." "What colour are your wife's eyes?" "How often do you still have sex with her?" "I need another married man like I need a hole in the head." "Do you have to leave so soon afterwards? Can you never stay all night?" "Don't think I don't know why you insist on sleeping on the left hand side of the bed." "Don't ever accuse me of nagging. Only wives nag." "I understand you can't see me at weekends, but it still hurts." "You're never here when I need you." "Fuck me harder, you selfish bastard."