Well, sure--that's just peachy in my book too. Assuming the apple appeared in Rio and not, say, Anchorage.
And, if Rio, still not a theory until it meets certain rigorous criteria, any more than "intelligent design" is a real scientific theory. (But I think I'm preaching to the choir here.)
Do you know of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster? Enlivens all discussion of intelligent design. ;)
http://www.venganza.org/