A is for Analtard B is for Bastard C is for Cocktard D is for Dumbtard E is for Eggtard F is for Fucktard G is for Gaytard H is for Hicktard I is for Ignotard J is for Jizztard K is for Kleptotard L is for Lardtard and also Learningdifficultytard M is for Mongtard N is for Noncetard O is for Oggtard P is for Pisstard Q is for Quimtard R is for Retard S is for Spamtard T is for Tardinator U is for Uncletard V is for Va-va-voomtard W is for Wanktard X is for Xangatard Y is for You Tard Z is for Zootard