All hail, Fillamayer! Legendary Dragon slayer Tall tales and storytellers King of all is Fillamayer! Tales of adventure, vanquished foes Devouring maidens in passion’s throes Fillamayer! All where he roams Makes sure, he, his story is told Dragon slain! And in his lair Where he now rots, his treasure there Riches seen, beyond compare Fillamayer! He knows no fear Fillamayer! Where is this treasure? So immense it defies measure? Why not take, for your own pleasure A coin, a scale, a Dragon feather? Go, now, Fillamayer! Storeyed jester, fable maker No more you a Dragon slayer Than you clairvoyant be, damned liar! Dragons may as well pigs be Your stories draw no love from me No admiration shall you see Go slay more dragons, leave me be