Book. (N) A set of pages (bound) along one side and encased between (protective) covers. I went to the bookstore and almost bought O'Hara. ( Does he know this?) I pondered Pound. (It's all I can do these days.) Over here Joe Cool and Yellowfinch chronicle the Red Baron but don't know a damn thing about Linux. Basking Robbins 31 pages! (It's a bestseller!) Some-body wrote a book about how greedy Harvard has become. ( Good for him.) Could Beethoven Run a floor buffer? Pascal, cut his own hair? Shakespeare, script his death? RECIPE: One well greened corporation One well marinated c.e.o. Add one young c.p.a. A smattering of indecent proposals Wrap in 4 pages of numbers. Heat for five years. (Serves one.) I'm trying to read myself into a racepacedZimbabweananecdotalstupor ( I need a book about Tourette's) And we should all be so lucky to get ALZHEIMERS and forget the pain of confusion. confusion. confusion. confusion. I found a book of (tricks) on how to build unabridged book bridges. Sedition: The unextinguishable match. Where can I find a comparo between a firefighters diploma and his third degree of knowledge burn? All I find are pictures and instructions on hundreds of knots. ( I'd better secure my mind!) Or buy another book to fray the rope and send spars flailing again. STILL, I marvel at the brilliance of stupid genious. How to make money writing books. (How to save money not buying books.) Writers writing books on writing. " Okay, that's just stupid!" (Thank you, Will Smith.) No books on overreading or Terri Schiavo (They're writing that one now.) Periodicals. Monthly (.) Psychology today ( Knows what I'm thinking.) What about tomorrow? ( I want to place a bet.) Photography today keeps reminders. ALPACA QUARTERLY This issue: The thorax Next issue: The hind quarter Do survivalist magazines tell you to use the pages for toilet paper? (No, they leave that for poets.) UNDERWHELMED I booked next door to K-Mart to look at "Durable goods". ( I bought nothing) Picked up a local housing guide on the way out. FREE! TAKE ONE! I might move south where it's safer from meteors and Swiss made Atomic clocks. Come visit. I'll be reading about the reading habits of Marty Feldman While I wait for God to throw the book at us.