-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.16 Feb 2005

Don't give up the fight! As a very young child, I was unable to wipe my bum. Grown ups had to do it for me. But I kept at it, and one day I managed to do it all on my own, with only a 15% residue! Knowing you're plastered in shit is the first step on the road to becoming less plastered in shit. And you never know: maybe in a year or two you'll be able to wipe your own bum just like me! Now that's a cause worth fighting for if ever I saw one.