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I Win. (Free verse) by LintyWeenis

Maybe it was my calling Him a jerk, that pissed him off the most. It might have been when I shouted his name "I hate you,Holy Ghost!" But whatever it was he got me good, he thinks he's really won. That's what I thought when I logged on and all my writings were gone. I did not cry I did not try, to understand why I was in such shit. Instead I grabbed a tiny flame and church with my name all over it.

hammer 4-Oct-04/1:57 PM
My use of one referring to 'anybody who wanted to comprehend the sentence' is perfectly valid. I suggest if you believe the use of 'one' and other pomposities on this site is to make the writer appear scholarly then it is you who are the dim.

'That Roger Ebert is anything other than ass hat is bow'ls' can reasonably be translated as 'that Roger Ebert is not (negative) ass hat is incorrect'. Your use of bow'ls is only ever used when you disagree with a statement. It is therefore logical through induction to assume that your understanding of bow'ls is 'I believe that to be incorrect.'

Final point. I could tell you I studied reason and argument and got a first for the module, but a more chilling reposte to your boast would be that we have a doctor on this site. And his name is doug.





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