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The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") (Free verse) by Tits

Two in the hair pie; One in the brown eye. Two in the pink; One in the stink. Two in the slit; One in the shit. Two in the skirt; One in the dirt. Two if she's flirty; One more if she's dirty. Two in the blood; One in the mud. Two in the beaver; One to check for fever. Two in the snapper; One in the crapper. Two in the crack whore; One in the backdoor. Two in the bank; One in the stank. Two in the soup; One in the poop. Two in the clam; One in the ham. Two in the junk; One in the trunk. Two in the slut; One in the butt. Two in the grass; One in the ass. Two in the meat; One in the peat. Two in the velvet tent; One in the fundament. Two in the uterus; One in the shuttle bus. Two in the womb vent; One in the excrement. Two in the sticky fur; One in the sphincter. Two in the hairy flute; One in the poop shute.

MacFrantic 27-Sep-04/8:50 PM
Two in the shooter
One in the pooter

Two in the fruity
One in the booty

Two in the snatch
One in the hatch

Two in the thrill
One in the grill

Two in the parter
One in the farter

Two in the tunnel
One in the chunnel

Two in the sponge
One in the grunge

Two in the fish
One in the dish

Two in the naughty
One in the potty

Two if she swallows
One if she don't

Two in the bush
One in the tush

Two and a tongue
One just for fun

Two in the lap
One in the trap




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