Two in the hair pie; One in the brown eye. Two in the pink; One in the stink. Two in the slit; One in the shit. Two in the skirt; One in the dirt. Two if she's flirty; One more if she's dirty. Two in the blood; One in the mud. Two in the beaver; One to check for fever. Two in the snapper; One in the crapper. Two in the crack whore; One in the backdoor. Two in the bank; One in the stank. Two in the soup; One in the poop. Two in the clam; One in the ham. Two in the junk; One in the trunk. Two in the slut; One in the butt. Two in the grass; One in the ass. Two in the meat; One in the peat. Two in the velvet tent; One in the fundament. Two in the uterus; One in the shuttle bus. Two in the womb vent; One in the excrement. Two in the sticky fur; One in the sphincter. Two in the hairy flute; One in the poop shute.