On the Discovery of Nogoodnicks and Graphite Under the Nail (Limerick) by MacFrantic
A terrible lifestyle unfolds
For the lovers of diamond and gold
While they scramble for cash
Selling rare art for hash
Getting fatter and whiny and old
Educational season's come round
And the leaves all now color the ground
I've got pencils mechanical
My teacher's satanical
And answers are nowhere to be found