I went to a party, lookin to get laid. If I knew what was in store for me I never would have stayed. I met this guy named Billy, he was drunk and actin silly. He asked if I wanted to fuck so I said sure just my luck. He brought me to the bedroom he didnt even know my name, this guy was such a loser and he really had no game. I unzipped his pants and I got a big surprise, His dick was the smallest I've ever seen! Much to my demise. I didnt wanna touch it and I didnt wanna do it so I took a few more shots and then finally I said screw it. I let him have his way with me the worst 5 minutes of my life but the worst was yet to come as he asked me to be his wife. This guy was either crazy or just a straight up moron I was running out the room before he knew what was going on. I didnt know where I was going and I really didnt care The only thing I cared about was getting the fuck out of there. Im glad he never called me he really wont be missed. His breath was just so nasty Im glad we never kissed. Well that was my story, a hundred percent true, Watch out for guys named Billy, or this could happen to you.