STEP 4: Make an inventory of your life Take a video camera and record it all Every sordid detail Now you have a movie compiled of all the crap that goes to make up your worthless existence And any time you want you can, rewind, recall and replay Over and over and over again Bring some friends If you stll have any left Have a beer or two MAYBE JUST A SOFT DRINK Hey, this one's called "The Worst Of My Life...Part 2" And it's all here for my convenience Over and over and over again Now how helpful is that? Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it