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deviant conveniences (Free verse) by J.B. Manning

We had unprotected sex Knowing you’re infected Your cum-fungus blistered my flesh On contact Memories of you resonate in my mind Like water on windows Certainty fades like Daylight and looking back is easy…fore-site blinding Love is addictive and I’m broken I want to Tie your pubic hair in knots and hang you on your contemplation Every time You say goodbye.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3-May-04/7:02 AM
The notion that negroes have souls is a common misconception that came about after the famous 'soul experiments' conducted by Dr E. Carawax in the early 19th Century. Dr Carawax had developed a series of special boothes that could measure the aura emanating from any object or person placed within. Dr Carawax believed that this 'aura' constituted the object's soul. Clearly inanimate objects had no auras, but after placing himself in the boothe, Dr Carawax found that he had an aura of 2,000! In later experiments, he tested one of his household negroes, locking him in the boothe while the thermo-nuclear Christ blankets accelerated to terminal glockenspiel velocity. To Carawax's horror, his device measured a negro-aura of well over 5,000 morals per square inch! However, it was later discovered that the negro had been breaking wind in his boothe for several hours, and that this had sent the halo-mounted spirit levels tumbling like urchins into a land of cock and bosh.




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