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In my previous suggestion, I joked that violetsuede weighed 280 pounds (i.e. 20 stone). At the time, I thought that 280 pounds would prove to be a gross exaggeration. Surely no woman could weight so much? But then I saw her entry on americansingles.com, in which she states her weight to be 250 pounds (i.e. 18 stone). Now, given the inevitable and deliberate concealment of the truth on such websites, I think it highly likely that she actually weighs more than 250 pounds. So my initial estimate, the comedy of which lay in the incredibility of the claim, may well be accurate, and therefore unfunny.
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