A truly excellent idea, modesty prevents me putting more than one of my own excellent rants:
Mysterious Dave:
Sir Manning's new verse is fantastic,
It's lyrical, raw and scholastic,
I just think it's swell,
But in case you can't tell
I'm actually being sarcastic.
Me on Dovina:
A man that would understand what the hell your forever parping on about! For god sake set your sights a little more realistically, try a man who doesn't run away whilst throwing up when you lurch into the room like a floundering minky.
Fraser Allonby QC on my appalling spelling:
You say: "My most sophisticated rythm yet" ...
Did you mean:
(a) "My most sophisticated rhyme yet"; or
(b) "My most sophisticated rhythm yet"; or
(c) "My moist sofa fisted Katy dead, Writham-Yett".
If the latter, please identify the said Mr or Ms Writham-Yett.
And to Damiens for the title of worst comebacks:
Dont try and get metaphorical, you came here to offend. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO MY LIFE.
F*ckoff Goad you stupid fu*king idiot.
GET A LIFE
GET A LIFE
GET A LIFE
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