Stephen Robins23 Mar 2007

A truly excellent idea, modesty prevents me putting more than one of my own excellent rants:

Mysterious Dave:

Sir Manning's new verse is fantastic,
It's lyrical, raw and scholastic,
I just think it's swell,
But in case you can't tell
I'm actually being sarcastic.

Me on Dovina:

A man that would understand what the hell your forever parping on about! For god sake set your sights a little more realistically, try a man who doesn't run away whilst throwing up when you lurch into the room like a floundering minky.

Fraser Allonby QC on my appalling spelling:

You say: "My most sophisticated rythm yet" ...

Did you mean:

(a) "My most sophisticated rhyme yet"; or

(b) "My most sophisticated rhythm yet"; or

(c) "My moist sofa fisted Katy dead, Writham-Yett".

If the latter, please identify the said Mr or Ms Writham-Yett.

And to Damiens for the title of worst comebacks:

Dont try and get metaphorical, you came here to offend. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO MY LIFE.

F*ckoff Goad you stupid fu*king idiot.
GET A LIFE
GET A LIFE
GET A LIFE