Zodiac, ceerio, please accept my advice:
I would not advise that you go out in the Sun in the Middle East as your Ginger complexion will be fried alive. In addition don't goose the locals unless you like little boys (I have a sneaking suspicion you do) and don't get kidnapped and paraded on rival internet sites. If you are kidnapped see if you can establish contact with nentwined to have your beheading captured on poemranker.com as this would give him some much needed publicity. If you wanted to have a laugh you could always wipe your arse with your right hand and eat with your left that will baffle the rag headed bunch of half witted child sodamisers.
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