horus84 Feb 2004

You look like a pig in a jam jar, cute. Sure, I'm jealous, but this type of 'creature' always goes to you first... But, will you be having her modeling johdpurs for the good fight down the road, or will you rather end up flashing her fleeing the stadium streaking and cackling out into the night? you've always been a giving poet, I remember that time when me and magical Max the hippie debeaner went out to the track that fateful summer of 62' To bet on your horse
"Horn'd Shoe" as per the instructions you had left for us on the napkin in "Stixcker's Pub" but Max, a chronic asthma victim, hacked up a loogie and accidentilly... used said napkin to catch said flung matter. So, what we thought said "Bet the Barn" said "I'm in the barn" If we'd only checked, we might have saved you from your unfortunate hay rolling incident that left you permanently sneezing, and found out that "horn'd shoe"... only had three legs, not to mention, that the jockey was no other than a horribly obese german ex chelo player from that band "the glue factory" alas, so much suffering could have been avoided, I'd still be a lad, and you'd still be... a dancer.