I don't have a best friend, but if I did it would be you. The day you showed up at my house. With a buxom jew and a size 16 shoe. I knew I loved Def Lepard I knew I had blind Puma I learned tigers were for rivers, and the rich swam up in Zuma. I knew it was just a matter of minutes before uncle Ben was boiled, and my mother boinked me for a chunk of laughing dry ice. I knew nothing then. I know even less now, but I know you are my friend, and you have big feet, and a wonderful taste in women's underwear. "The drummer from Def Leopard has only got one arm." Jimmy Pop circa 96. "Listen, I hooked you guys up with the fish and the bread? But what do you want me to do with the cow?" Jesus Christ, yesterday at Home depot.