Remember that night
so long ago
Jerry came to enlighten
us about the new status quo?
He said "you little fuckers
took the Jeep for one last drive!
It's the last time it's gonna be stuck
in the mud. You do, you won't stay alive!"
He wasn't feeling so spry
He just drank a bottle of Jack
We didn't think to pry
we didn't want to be smacked.
Let's just say,
we didn't want to get in Jack's way.