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An Invitation From Poetry.com (Free verse) by scitz

Dear Dick When you attend the Convention and Symposium, you will present your poetry in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last convention was celebrated by over 2500 poets from 58 countries worldwide! ), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Cup. The Award is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). I’m sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!. As a valued member you receive our special introductory price of $149.99 if you return this form back within 14 days. Your Poem. A big black dog sat on my grass, He walked round and round, then did a big shit, from his big hairy ass, then had a fit.

scitz 17-Jun-03/1:40 PM
Good lad Horus kickass move on your part.

I am about to enter 10 poems all in the names of 'actors' from Dallas, here are the entries I hope will 'be considered for our highest prize'.

Actors...................................Poem Entered

Ken Kercheval (aka Cliff Barnes)........White Oil Spurt
Patrick Duffy (Bobby)...................Shower me with love
Barbara Bel Geddes (Bobbys Mum).........Come On Me Sweet 'Jesu'
Victoria Principal......................Cable will do
Larry Hagman............................Who the fuck shot me?
Howard Keel............................Digging for oil with my wrinkly spade.

Had to exorcise the asshole in me.

Sorry to all the Dallas fans.

(Don't tell on me will yah?)




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