Replying to a comment on:

Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) (Haiku) by Jeremi B. Handrinos

Mercury vapor Engine of the future past Philosopher Stone Caduceus secrets Antediluvian world Under water math Neptune's ten sons A colonizing people Farewell Atlantis.

Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Feb-03/12:06 PM
1.) No drinking booze while working, it impairs judgement.
2.) No drugs also for the same reason above, and it's easier for you to be injured, robbed, raped, or murdered.
3.) Never admit to being gay or straight, just smile.
4.)Keep your personal life away from conversation and work.
It pointlessly interferes and is unecessary. the less the better.
5.)Dress and preen to kill, look stunning, healthy and professional.
6.) Set your fees high, never sandbag or lowball. By doing that you ruin the market and current prices, so aim high.
7.) Be careful, and safe. your merchandise is your sexuality and health. do not jeopardize that with stupidity. CONDOMS!, be selective with your clients. use good sober judgement.
8.) While working never go home with a hetero woman, or another hustler, because queens are talkers, and word will get out that you have no standards so your price will drop.
9.)Keep all activity away from your home life and other endevours.
no need to shit where you sleep.
10.) Deny all knowledge of hustler activity with a smile always... and a short innocent laugh with blush.
11.)Create a menu with different prices and routines. be imaginative. People will appreciate you more, and you'll maintain a richer and more genuine clientelle list.
12.)Guilt is your worst enemy. don't take it out on others or yourself. It WILL KILL YOU. therefore vacation alot, and mix up your daily schedule with alot of creative and endorphin releasing
activities.


disclosure: this list is neither fact or fiction, and spreading it around like it's funny will just make you look like a dolt. not me. for more hustler insight...read tennesse williams short "one arm". thank you for your time. good bye sweet moses




Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001