Poemranker [Replying] Thu Nov 21 22:10:47 PST 2024

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someone please leave a sign a comment proclaiming me the greatest poet laureate ever to type a poem into a text box perhaps some soul will recognize my genius and share it with the world And when I die, poemranker will engrave a plaque and send it to my family in the memory of its greatest contributor Future generations will discover my words and they will wonder how cretins like Bacchus could ever dare score my poems lower than an 8 you do not see my brilliance but I forgive you

horus8

30-Oct-02/5:35 PM

unreal...ha! little bit of the slippered champagne i see. never, and i mean never let that cad diminish your toot...he lost an eye last week to a blow gunning pygmy so..see.. he's a bit blind and tempermental these days...some gay priest knocked all of the change out of his hand, and the morrison shrine in paris and called him a sharp tongued alter boy twice removed and..well...he hasn't been the same really..plus there's this thing with settle and d.a (they won't let him cook the eggo to even be able to leggo?) that he's got brewing on a ethereal level in his left buttocks..(on the down lo, that is) so here's a nine from us here at the foundaton. 9. <brought to you by 'pining nuts' more than just a snack....and 'bra snap' the only way to fly>

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