lmp8 Jun 2007

better yet, avoid the whole "chair that goes poof!" by using said truncheon (which, if of good quality, will triple its eight inch length when activated) as a seat. of course, you may want to carry a small inflatable pillow to put over the end of said truncheon before attempting to rest the "broad and handsome behind" on it; one could end up with a pole up one's arse instead. oh, how humiliating that would be!