poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on The kissing chair incident by Stephen Robins.

Ranger8 Jun 2007

In future I advise you to be prepared for such eventualities: always carry a portable truncheon so as to beat such presumptuous yobs across the pate for troubling you. It is important to lay down the law as soon as possible, or they will start taking all sorts of liberties like walking in public places or heckling you for a chip at 3am.