Mr Pig2 Aug 2006

My son Edgar Von Smythe the third has recently been dating a girl called Chelsea whom I suspect is 'Chavesque'. She has a potty mouth and last week I was about to enter his bedroom till he shouted 'Father do not come in, Chelsea is going down on me'

I had a feeling she was depressed and made her some earl grey but the ungrateful girl at least was being comforted by Edgar.

Edgar is my only child from my first wife Lai-Longtime from Thailand.

Nice poem it reeled me in my boy.