Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't (Haiku) by Bachus
Mtv awards!
Everybody, let's watch
P. Diddy's smoke screen.
Why mom trampolines?
That nigger can't sing, dear.
Maybe he can dance?
Because he is rich,
and they feel sorry for him.
What a hard knock life!
Pray that the white stripes
will turn their amps eleven
'till ears bleed Cobain.