-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.10 Jan 2005

Most of Jesu's eggs never hatched; they were either trampled by oaves, stolen by monkeys, or crucified by the Romans. The one documented case of a Jesu egg actually hatching occurred shortly after the resurrection, just south of the little town of Bethlehem. Jesu had layed the egg in one of His many burrows, concealing the entrance with an extraordinarily stained toga. Exercising the sort of prescience one comes to expect from bearded deities, Jesu stuffed huge quantities of straw and rice down the burrow; the egg was well insulated, and survived the winter. Ten days later it emitted cacophonous trumpeting sound, and hatched. Inside nestled the finest pair of sandals in the Bethlehem region.